Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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