Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
