Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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