from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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