Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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