I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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