at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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