We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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