what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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