I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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