your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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