it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
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