what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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