she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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