I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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