Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
These tits shall not be calmed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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