I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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