Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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