her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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