my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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