I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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