i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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