Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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