I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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