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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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