Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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