So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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