He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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