Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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