Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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