It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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