There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
