Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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