Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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