yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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