guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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