Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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