Kareoke will never be a sober sport
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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