Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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