He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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