Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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