ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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