I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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