I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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