Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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