So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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