Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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