I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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