: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
we made out on top of his cat.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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