It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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